Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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