shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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