Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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