he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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