I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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