oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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