Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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