im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
two words: eviction party
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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