how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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