he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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