I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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