I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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