I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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