i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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