Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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