Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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