Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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