i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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