my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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