its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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