my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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