the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
