I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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