I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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