apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
