Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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