I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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