Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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