chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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