Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Randomize
