Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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