Kiss
Puke
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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