Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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