The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
