you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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