What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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