Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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