He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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