no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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