How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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