Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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