AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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