And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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