I wish i was in the wii world.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
