Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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