lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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