My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So here I am, sexting at work.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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