i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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