since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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