if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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