he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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