I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
