let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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