So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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